Buncha copy cats
Yesterday NASA used one of these:
To hit one of these:
There were, however, some key differences between their bird collision and the one I spoke of in the previous article. I'm pretty sure that they did it on purpose. In fact, I found a transcript of the shuttle radio traffic on a very reliable website.
Shuttle Commander:Dude...
Ground Control: What?
Shuttle Commander: You hit it!
Ground Control: Shut up!
Shuttle Commander: No, serioulsy!
Both: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Woooooooo!
Now you can call PETA. You know what's a funny phrase? Fajita PETA.
The other difference is that I do not believe their bird survived. I don't know, you tell me:
Anyway, that's how I wanna die. When I get old and terminal I'm going to buy a single engine plane and buzz around Kennedy Space Center until WHAMO! How cool would that be?!?
Guy #1: Hey, you remember Jason?
Guy #2: Yeah, what ever happened to that guy?
Guy #1: He got nailed by a frickin' space ship!!!
Yeah baby. That's what I'm talkin' about.
posted by Jason @ 6:04:00 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Thta's right, go out in a blaze of glory! But, now that you wrote it down, some other chump will do it before you can. Dang people don't have any original ideas anymore!!
That was just awesome. If I didn't know any better (and I don't), I'd think you planned these 'accidental events' yourself!
You should be able to sue NASA for copyright infringement!
Thats a good shot of the bird getting blasted by the fuel tank. I am impressed that NASA got something right, meanig that in their blatent attempt to kill one bird they actually killed a bird.
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