'twas a bust

The very day that I wrote the last post, Diane comes up to me and says, "So Jason, is there a reason you're throwing that cup away?" Blast her enquiring mind and candor! If my life were a sitcom, it would totally get cancelled. Well, maybe that isn't true. Even though nothing really happened, it's still funnier than anything on "According to Jim". Of course, nine hours of listening to a guy with a prosthetic larynx reading the tax code in monotone is funnier than "According to Jim".