Guy is into his watering or something

It just struck me as odd is all. I was in the garden section check-out line at Home Depot Yesterday. Next to the register were the typical "impulse item" shelves. Watering cans with pretty little sunflowers sat on one shelf.

These two guys came up from behind me and one of them grabbed a watering can proclaiming loudly, "I'm gonna need, like, two of these mutha fuckas!" Then he picked up another one and his buddy goes, "Yeah!". I could not believe my ears. Two watering cans? If you're using your pimp hand as well as your auxillary hand to water your pansies, how are you gonna pound a 40? Who's gonna smack your bitch up? Bitch ain't gonna smack herself ya know. I had this image, a premonition if you will, of a 1987 Monte Carlo about three inches from the ground pulling up in front of a crack house and some dude flying out the door, doing a little weeding, and then jumping with a Pete Rose dive into the open rear passenger side window yelling "Go! Go! Go!". The driver will be all shook-up. "You went too far this time, killa! You got the dandelions but you pulled out three petunias too. Ah man, we goin' ta jail."
I didn't see anything on the news but yeah, that's probably how they spent the afternoon.