Fark is funny

Alright, if there is anyone out there doesn't read Fark yet, please do. I just had to share a little gem I just found in one of the discussion threads. I honestly laughed so hard that I forgot what the discussion was about. I could go back and look but it would cheapen the memory. Anyway, here's a quote from a guy calling himself (and I suspect this is not his real name)Donald_McRonald: "If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins, did you know that? 40 glittering gold coins, you can take it to the market and buy a fine fat goose for your goodly wife."

Oh, and by the way, has it ever occured to you that our governor once played a pregnant man in a movie? He did ya know.