I love school...I love school...I love school....I love school........

So this was going to be my easy quarter. "Race is over", I says. "Just prance accross the finish line", I says. So much for that theory. The school administration folks played one of their favorite games. "The Ol' Professor Switcheroo!". The guy who was supposed to teach my 2 unit class was switched for some new guy. The old guy was mostly blind, mostly deaf. In fact, I suspect he may have been dead and stuffed with a metal rod wired to his spine. I think that's why he always leaned to the left a little. Probably because we've been using cheap non-union labor for our corpse posing jobs. They just don't put the love into propping up bodies on sticks. Anyway, I loved that guy so much. They replaced him with a guy that has more "real world experience". And by that they mean, he use to be the head supervisor at a Chinese Nike factory. I have never done so much for so little in my life. No...wait.... I recycled newspapers once. Don't do it kids, that's a sucker's game.
Also, I'm taking more classes than I thought I would because I found that if I really push it, I can walk this June because I'll only have 2 classes to finish up this summer. This week I've been doing mid quarter tests and projects. They continue on into next week. I am consumed. So, to make myself feel better, I've decided to write some mid quarter jokes, old school style.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
An ulcer

Guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "what can I get for you?". The guy says, "I'm tired and dizzy all the time."

Q: What's the difference between passing soil chem. and failing soil chem.?
A: I don't know. I swear on my life I don't know.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I'm not really sure but I can tell you it isn't 4.0. That number doesn't exist.

Alright, back to work.